Monday, September 7, 2009

Twittering Tam Lin

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Captured by fairies. FML.

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Faerie land sort of nice, actually. Like Club Med, but better. Could get used to being faerie pet.

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Was asked today about tiend. Suspect something is up.

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Bad news: Every 7 years, fairies pay tiend to hell.

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Worse news: Queen seems tired of me. Also, sacrifices boys she tires of. =/

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Confirmed. Tam Lin to be sacrificed to Hell. FML.

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Sacrifice will take place during Halloween ride. Sigh. Was looking forward to that.

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Helpful sort told me a secret: sacrifice can’t go through if my babymama pulls me off the horse.

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Note to self: FIND BABY MAMA.

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Have discovered Carterhaugh good for adventurous chicks with gold in hair.

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Fiesty girl called Janet accusing me of stealing her land. Kind of hot.

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Janet pregnant. Am so excited I can’t piss straight.

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Have explained certain doom, and simple method of saving me from certain doom to Janet. Fingers crossed!

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White horse, white horse, WHITE HORSE!

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Transformations uncomfortable, but Janet is nice and soft.

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Lady blathering about trees. W/E. Will do happy dance as soon as legs stop shaking.

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Oh, right. Baby.

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