Monday, September 7, 2009

Twittering Tam Lin: Janet's Turn

janet:

“Don’t go to Carterhaugh, lest Tam Lin take your innocent delicacy, or even your cape.” Or something. This is what I keep hearing.

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Gone to Carterhaugh, bitches!

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Horse at well non-responsive to sugar or apples. Will pick flowers instead.

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Flowers are technically MINE. What’s Tam Lin’s problem?

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Heated argument with Tam Lin over. Have resolved conflict.

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Missed period. Morning sickness. Damn.

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MY BABYDADDY IS NOT ONE OF YOUR KNIGHTS, DAD!!!

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Tam Lin > Earthly Knights, IMHO

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Why am I always waiting for Tam Lin at this well?

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STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT!

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Am expected to believe Queen of Fairies captured TL when he fell off his horse.

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Oh, downer. TL says faeries sacrifice someone to hell every seven years, and this year’s his turn.

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This had better not be another attempt to hook up.

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So all I have to do to save TL from mortal peril is drag him from his horse, and not let go as he turns into some nasty beasts. WTF?

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TL not amused when I said he was good as long as he doesn’t turn into a mosquito. I thought it was funny.

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Miles Cross is creepy at Halloween.

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Off the white horse, and holding on tight!

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Faerie Queen not so nice, but TL not sacrificed to icky demons. Yay!

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Twittering Tam Lin

tam lin


Captured by fairies. FML.

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Faerie land sort of nice, actually. Like Club Med, but better. Could get used to being faerie pet.

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Was asked today about tiend. Suspect something is up.

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Bad news: Every 7 years, fairies pay tiend to hell.

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Worse news: Queen seems tired of me. Also, sacrifices boys she tires of. =/

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Confirmed. Tam Lin to be sacrificed to Hell. FML.

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Sacrifice will take place during Halloween ride. Sigh. Was looking forward to that.

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Helpful sort told me a secret: sacrifice can’t go through if my babymama pulls me off the horse.

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Note to self: FIND BABY MAMA.

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Have discovered Carterhaugh good for adventurous chicks with gold in hair.

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Fiesty girl called Janet accusing me of stealing her land. Kind of hot.

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Janet pregnant. Am so excited I can’t piss straight.

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Have explained certain doom, and simple method of saving me from certain doom to Janet. Fingers crossed!

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White horse, white horse, WHITE HORSE!

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Transformations uncomfortable, but Janet is nice and soft.

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Lady blathering about trees. W/E. Will do happy dance as soon as legs stop shaking.

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Oh, right. Baby.

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