Monday, September 7, 2009

Twittering Tam Lin: Janet's Turn

janet:

“Don’t go to Carterhaugh, lest Tam Lin take your innocent delicacy, or even your cape.” Or something. This is what I keep hearing.

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Gone to Carterhaugh, bitches!

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Horse at well non-responsive to sugar or apples. Will pick flowers instead.

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Flowers are technically MINE. What’s Tam Lin’s problem?

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Heated argument with Tam Lin over. Have resolved conflict.

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Missed period. Morning sickness. Damn.

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MY BABYDADDY IS NOT ONE OF YOUR KNIGHTS, DAD!!!

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Tam Lin > Earthly Knights, IMHO

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Why am I always waiting for Tam Lin at this well?

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STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT!

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Am expected to believe Queen of Fairies captured TL when he fell off his horse.

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Oh, downer. TL says faeries sacrifice someone to hell every seven years, and this year’s his turn.

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This had better not be another attempt to hook up.

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So all I have to do to save TL from mortal peril is drag him from his horse, and not let go as he turns into some nasty beasts. WTF?

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TL not amused when I said he was good as long as he doesn’t turn into a mosquito. I thought it was funny.

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Miles Cross is creepy at Halloween.

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Off the white horse, and holding on tight!

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Faerie Queen not so nice, but TL not sacrificed to icky demons. Yay!

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